Anyway! Back to my theory: the reason that Americans think Canada is so cold is because we're speaking in Celsius and they're hearing us in Fahrenheit! That is my completely uneducated theory. But guys! I am pretty sure I'm right in this.
We got back from the tri-cities last weekend (later post on that!) and were taking the elevator back to our floor with another lady from the building. I was making pleasant chit-chat with this lady in the elevator and said 'it was so cold in Durham - it was -9 and felt like -16!' She looked at me with disbelief until PJ interrupted and said 'No, no it felt like 2'. I didn't understand what he was saying because a Canadian 2 (Celsius) would've felt balmy. But then he reminded me that it was 2 Fahrenehit. Duh. Not a bright girl.
I get the miles to kilometres. I can somewhat understand that conversion. But degrees? I just can't wrap my mind around it. And, just maybe, I don't want to understand!
I'm pretty stubborn in my decision to stay Canadian while we're down here. I continue to stick 'u's' in all the words that I can (coloUr, favoUr). I have shown people pictures of what our smarties look like versus theirs (theirs are like our rockets). I have not gotten a blizzard because it was a Heath versus a skor (okay, this almost happened. It was more the service at DQ sucked so I went to a cold stone instead and had a Heath ice cream there. But I wasn't happy about the Heath. Ask PJ.). I continue to call my cold-weather hats (totally necessary in -9 down here even though I was 'ridiculed' for bringing it with me... You know who you are...Judy!) toques versus the American 'beanies'. I point out everything we do differently in Canada ('a senior? We don't have those in Canada' 'prom? We don't have those in Canada'). Actually, when I think about it, I have become rather obnoxiously Canadian. Mostly. I haven't used any 'eh's'. And, much to my chargrin, I have picked up on 'y'all' and 'lordy'. You can start making fun now.
I just really have become so much more appreciative of Canada and the values we have up there. Health care. Statutory holidays. More vacation days. Maternity leaves (it's 6 weeks down here and is considered a 'disability'). I have always considered myself a pretty conservative Canadian (go Harp-dog!) but down here I feel so liberal. So I just keep my mouth shut. Unless, of course, I am pointing out a Canadian difference (which really sounds rather American of me...I do realize the irony in this). But honestly? This whole experience has me so unbelievably proud to be a Canadian. And for a lot more than just gold metals in Winter Olympics and some good tennis players.
And let's be honest, Celsius just makes way more sense than Fahrenheit. (Really. 0 should be freezing. Not some arbitrary 32.).
(This is no way a dig at America - lots of family members are American and I do like America. But I LOVE Canada.).
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